(overheard)

Right now a couple of my coworkers are playing Double Dragon with the volume turned up, and through the music I can hear my COO (excited by the new toy) explaining his 5-year plan to one of our neighbors:  “We’re having a good year!  The plan is for me to acquire a meth habit, a porsche, and have an affair with a codependant stripper.  By age 45 I expect to be divorced and have my kids totally hate me.”  The neighbor responds:  “I think I know a guy who can set you up.”

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