I refer to my home as ‘the Clamn‘ because that’s what the boat’s owner calls it. In truth, though, it is merely a Clamn. Later in life when I’m living in a van down by the river, I’ll be sure to refer to my home as ‘the Westfalia‘.
I’m fairly well-equipped, all things considered. There’s a full set of plumbing on board, but right now I have the water turned off and I’m climbing up to shore to use the club facilities when needed. Marina staff did finally get my water turned on on Friday but, when I open the main shut-off, water shoots out of several cracks and joints in the feed-lines. I’m having a hard time convincing anyone that this is a problem — the consensus seems to be that I should just turn the water on for short periods of time so that my home only floods a little bit. It’s nothing I can’t fix myself, once I locate a hardware store.
The bed featured above deserves a post all its own. In the meantime, check out these great electrical outlets!
In case there are children present, you should refer to it as “the Clang.”
Is ‘Clamn’ dirty? ‘Cause if so, I’ve been saying it a lot without knowing.
Cheap damn/dang joke. Also, vampires have famns.
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Hi i m the current owner of this boat n trying to get in touch with angela
Reymund — I passed your contact info on to Angela, she may write you.