{"id":214,"date":"2008-01-03T20:56:11","date_gmt":"2008-01-04T02:56:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/?p=214"},"modified":"2008-01-03T20:56:11","modified_gmt":"2008-01-04T02:56:11","slug":"%e2%80%9chey-your-bag%e2%80%9d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/?p=214","title":{"rendered":"\u201cHey, your bag!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/bag.jpg\" title=\"bag.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/bag.jpg\" alt=\"bag.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=NLvhmz20j2w\" title=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=NLvhmz20j2w\">This video<\/a><span> played on the train constantly when I was here last year. \u00a0Alas, the YouTube clip cuts off before the bit where the woman starts describing the culprit over the intercom. \u00a0Something about her accent still sticks in my head. \u00a0\u201cThe bag is heavy and bulky. \u00a0The man is wearing a checked shirt, black pants, and a black cap.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph Body\" style=\"line-height: 20px; text-decoration: none\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph Body\" style=\"line-height: 20px\">Well, today I wore my hat on the MRT and was immediately pulled aside by security for a bag check. \u00a0I guess I fit the profile.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph Body\" style=\"line-height: 20px; text-decoration: none\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph Body\" style=\"line-height: 20px; padding-bottom: 0pt\"><span>The above video still plays in the train stations now and then, but it\u2019s been replaced at the top of the rotation by a video about my duty to spend 10 minutes each day fighting dengue. \u00a0Mercifully, the companion piece to the terror-themed video no longer runs. \u00a0It\u2019s the one where the lady on the train isn\u2019t vigilant, and <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=Ofeu_dPsqwU&amp;feature=related\" title=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=Ofeu_dPsqwU&amp;feature=related\">everybody dies<\/a><span>.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This video played on the train constantly when I was here last year. \u00a0Alas, the YouTube clip cuts off before the bit where the woman starts describing the culprit over the intercom. \u00a0Something about her accent still sticks in my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/?p=214\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=214"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}