{"id":529,"date":"2008-09-18T14:43:31","date_gmt":"2008-09-18T20:43:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/2008\/09\/18\/a-good-customer-goes-bad\/"},"modified":"2008-09-18T14:43:31","modified_gmt":"2008-09-18T20:43:31","slug":"a-good-customer-goes-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/?p=529","title":{"rendered":"A good customer goes bad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On my way to the bus stop today, I was stunned to note that Pho &lt;redacted&gt; is still in business.\u00a0 I ate there once eight or so years ago.\u00a0 It is far and away the least-orderly noodle shop I&#8217;ve ever been in&#8230; no doorknobs on the doors, the entrance is blocked by a freezer, there are no menus, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Once a long time ago a vegeterian friend told me that the place was good, and plus, the (magic-markered sign) in the window says that their noodles are &#8216;the best&#8217; and also I was starving, so I ordered despite being the only customer.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t mean for this to be a review or anything, so I&#8217;m just going to say that I did not enjoy the soup and, in fact, was somewhat afraid to eat the soup.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230; I could&#8217;ve paid and bolted, except it was just me and the owner in there, and I found myself overcome with shame at rejecting her soup and humble establishment.\u00a0 So I did a very strange thing: I programmed my phone to ring me back, then answered it, and then announced that I had to leave urgently and asked for a to-go container.\u00a0 I took my soup-to-go down the street and dropped in in the trash.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On my way to the bus stop today, I was stunned to note that Pho &lt;redacted&gt; is still in business.\u00a0 I ate there once eight or so years ago.\u00a0 It is far and away the least-orderly noodle shop I&#8217;ve ever &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/?p=529\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}