{"id":535,"date":"2008-11-01T08:30:19","date_gmt":"2008-11-01T14:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/2008\/11\/01\/my-morning\/"},"modified":"2008-11-01T08:30:19","modified_gmt":"2008-11-01T14:30:19","slug":"my-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/?p=535","title":{"rendered":"My morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/voicemail.jpg\" title=\"voicemail\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/voicemail.jpg\" alt=\"voicemail\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Right now I&#8217;m sitting on my couch listening to voice mails.\u00a0 My new phone service was assigned a number that previously belonged to someone with many outstanding bills, so there are now 120 impatient voice mails from bill collectors in my box.\u00a0 I have to listen to each one and mash 7 in order to clear out the box.\u00a0 A picture forms: unpaid bills, a car with failing brakes, pseudonyms (including one obvious stripper name, &#8216;Angelica Champaign&#8217; and a Vietnamese name which the robots don&#8217;t even try to pronounce and just spell out instead).\u00a0 Late in the game there are calls about filled prescriptions.<\/p>\n<p>The only reason I&#8217;m out of bed at all is because I&#8217;m waiting for Animal Control to show up and remove a rabid bat from my bathtub.\u00a0 In a couple of hours I hope to have an empty tub and an empty phone, at which point I will bathe and make another attempt at starting my day.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/uninvitedguest.jpg\" title=\"uninvited\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/uninvitedguest.jpg\" alt=\"uninvited\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Right now I&#8217;m sitting on my couch listening to voice mails.\u00a0 My new phone service was assigned a number that previously belonged to someone with many outstanding bills, so there are now 120 impatient voice mails from bill collectors &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/?p=535\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bogott.net\/unspecified\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}