Camel Pee

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I’m having a hard time remembering that these peas will probably not give me lung cancer.

I just got an ‘are you alive?’ email, so I must be due for a post.  I’m suffering from a bit of mission creep with my current development task, so I’ve mostly been working these last few days. I’m still spending a fair bit of time at the Cathay center, source of abundant electrical outlets and tasty snacks — it’s mostly a teen hangout, though, so if I spend too much more time there I’m in danger of becoming ‘that guy’.

After spending a night on the Clamn  I become habituated to the rocking motion so that when I’m in town the ground, furniture, and other people are prone to occasional swaying and bobbing.  I wonder if this is something other people can notice by looking at me — am I rebalancing and leaning in order to compensate for my hallucinatory shifts in reference?

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Marina bay

I took the long trip to the Esplanade on Friday in search of my favorite food and to check out the progress on the new waterfront development that was just starting when I was last here.

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The food was a bit of a bust — the vendor who used to be here and made the best omelette ever seems to have closed up shop or moved on.  The one featured above was pretty good but paled in comparison.

The waterfront is coming along, though.

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A:  I’m sick of this old downtown.  What we need is a new downtown.  With Domes!  Let’s build it… here.  points at map

B: Hm… it seems a shame to fill that nice park up with skyscrapers.

A: Hm… you’re right.

minutes pass

A:  OK, how about this.  We’ll build the skyscrapers, but then we’ll put a big platform on top and recreate the park up there.

B:  shrugs Whatever.  It isn’t worth arguing about.

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Clamn

I refer to my home as ‘the Clamn‘ because that’s what the boat’s owner calls it.  In truth, though, it is merely a Clamn.  Later in life when I’m living in a van down by the river, I’ll be sure to refer to my home as ‘the Westfalia‘.

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I’m fairly well-equipped, all things considered.  There’s a full set of plumbing on board, but right now I have the water turned off and I’m climbing up to shore to use the club facilities when needed.  Marina staff did finally get my water turned on on Friday but, when I open the main shut-off, water shoots out of several cracks and joints in the feed-lines.  I’m having a hard time convincing anyone that this is a problem — the consensus seems to be that I should just turn the water on for short periods of time so that my home only floods a little bit.  It’s nothing I can’t fix myself, once I locate a hardware store.

The bed featured above deserves a post all its own.  In the meantime, check out these great electrical outlets!

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Filthy & furtive in the lap of luxury

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Me in the dark by the swimming pool.  My view is pretty good — yours, not so much.

It is 4:30AM.  I think I’ve nearly defeated my jet lag by walking around absolutely all day yesterday and staying up until 10PM.  Of course, the cost of spending a day walking after months of ice-induced immobility is sore, sore feet.  I’ll have to take it easy today.

All of yesterday was dedicated to logistics.  I now have a reliable works-anywhere internet connnection, but I can’t actually use it on board the Clamn because  I have no electricity.  I’ve been observing the demeanor of a man who has lost a contact lense, constantly scanning at ground-level in search of an unguarded power outlet.  When it comes to electricity, Singapore observes the British rule of ‘infrequent, but substantial’ — power outlets are hard to find, but when I do find one my laptop charges in no time.  240 volts, I believe.

After acquiring bedding, food,  and a modem (which required passing time at two different tech-support offices) I took a taxi back to the marina last night around 6.  I arrived to discover a smallish wedding party standing cheek-to-jowl across the pier which separates the clubhouse from the boats.  I opted not to press my way between bridesmaids and sat at the bar instead, enjoyed a fabulously expensive iced tea, and listened to the strangely nationalistic (“Be sure and have lots of kids, our country needs them!”) wedding sermon.  Just as my patience was running out a rainstorm blew in and dispersed the crowd, allowing me to visit my luggage.

Out on the pontoon several of the residents were fretting — apparently the process of hooking up the Clamn to the electricity caused a short and knocked out the power for the whole marina.  There was a lot of wire-twisting and gaffer tape involved… after a bit of discussion I’m pretty sure that I understand the problem and how to fix it as well as any of the marina staff, but I prefer to let them take the karmic hit for such halfassery.

Later on I had a beer with several of the other ‘liveaboard’ folks.  At one point they suggested that I go and get myself a towel from the registration desk, but I was met at the desk with a brusk “Towels are for members only.”  Returning to the table, I got a bit more information than I wanted about the history of my temporary home.  Over the years it has been occupied by non-club-members, and sublet, and subsublet, and used as a 2nd-hand love nest in the style of Jack Lemmon’s place in The Apartment. Daniel (previous tenant of the Clamn, now proud owner of the Wysiwyg a few berths over) caught a fair amount of grief during his stay and ultimately settled the issue via the sharing of drinks and exchanging of thousands of dollars.  In theory my position is more secure inasmuch as I am the guest of Angela who is an actual member in good standing.  Still, knowing this I’m inclined to maintain a fairly low profile.

So.  No towel (hence no shower), no window screens (hence, risk of dengue if I open the windows) and no electricity (hence, no ventilation at all) made for a sticky night.  A fair trade for the sound sleep I get on a rocking bed.

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Update & Survey

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Me, back at the Cathay Center — one of the few places I can get wifi service without first registering via the mobile phone which I do not have.

I have arrived in Singapore but I am far from settled in.  My home currently lacks plumbing and electricity, and I’m encountering a host of issues with my newly-purchased USB modem (I had the option to try it out in the store but that seemed like too much trouble.   Now, of course, I must return to the store immediately, which is far more trouble.)  And, my gadget-consolidation plans have failed… my new Singapore-compatible Android telephone is probably sitting on my stoop in Minneapolis, but an equivalent model seems to cost $400 over here, so instead I will be carrying any number of different wireless devices for different purposes.

Anyway, enough of my kvetching — I really meant this to be a meta-post asking the question:  do y’all want me post about what I eat while I’m over here?  It could get boring after a while.

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And, finally…

My niece Mila and I totally caught this clam using a triple-hook spoon lure.  It bit down on the hook and everything.

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Freshwater mussels are generally endangered and bad-tasting, so we practiced catch-and-release.

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Treasure in the Attic, the final chapter

Jessica generously helped me load all the wheels and paint cans into an hourcar and I paid the dump $30 or so to have the wheels properly disposed of.  I am finally free of the magical junk hidden behind my walls.  Maybe.

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Misc.

I just dug my camera out of the glove-box of my scooter and there were some photos on it from the fall that I never got around to posting

First of all, Spiders love my life-jacket.  I keep a life vest in my kayak at Lake of the Isles and I’ve often noticed that it is a bit spiderier than your average piece of landscape, but this summer I left it unused for a month and found it entirely coated in cobwebs and egg-cases.

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I brushed them and scraped them off and shook my vest a whole lot.  I am slow on the uptake, but opted not to actually wear the vest.  I crammed it behind my seat and set off.  Here is a once-in-a-lifetime photo of me living dangerously and paddling without  a PFD:

Me, just before the spiders crawl all over the damn place.

And here’s a close-up that I’m especially proud of.  It represents  one of the many varieties of spiders that I discovered climbing all over me, my paddle, and my boat moments after I took the above photo.  I did not take the close-up while on the water but only after a brisk, tense paddle back to shore followed by a few minutes of calming down.

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Error!

There are billboards all over town advertising “Left 4 Dead II” which is the latest first-person zombie-killing game.  Several people at work having been working with a demo version of the game trying to get it to work with CrossOver before the official release date so that our customers (and, by extension, Mac and Linux users) can kill zombies too.

Of course, the publishers radically changed the game between the demo release and the official version, so now that the game is out (as of late last night) nothing works.

This is no surprise, but it does explain why today I’m browsing game forums to see what kind of problems Windows users are seeing in the game.  Which led me to this:

In the inky darkness, a thread looms

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Phrenology

I went to Bauer Brothers to buy a door and instead managed to dart into a horizontal beam.  This produced a tremendous bong and a fair amount of blood.

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The upside to this story is that I have now learned that there’s a newly-opened urgent care center at Calhoun Village which takes my insurance.  It’s a mom-and-pop operation — very friendly, and no waiting.

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